From: Top Dollar <SPE4IW@cardiff.ac.uk>
  • Date: Thu, 16 Nov 1995 10:49:58 GMT

  • Peter Steel >p
    Kerrang >k
    
    k> When were you first aware of the birds and the bees?
    
    p> I was about 12 years old, I had a very outgoing older friend who 
    had no problem any time he was excited to take his penis out and 
    masturbate. So i had a go- and sure enough, I came!
    
    k> When did you lose your virginity and what was it like? 
    
    p> I was 18 years old and she was 16 we were both virgins. The only 
    problem was her hymen was still intact and I had some difficulty 
    inserting myself into her.I was downstairs in my parents' basement, 
    and I ran upstairs and got some corn oil- thats all we had- and as I 
    lubricating myself I dropped the bottle on the floor! I didn't want 
    to lose my erection, so I ran downstairs covered in corn oil, leaving 
    the glass on the kitchen floor. The sex was olmost over as quickly as 
    it began!
    
    k> Do you pratice safe sex?
    
    p> Yes I do. there have been some accidents of course- things split- 
    but i think I get an A for effort.
    
    k> Do you get off on pornography?
    
    p> Not really. If I'm going to get excited, there are plenty of 
    women that I like to spend my time with; I don't have to look at 
    books. (k> why did you pose for playgirl magazine then and what 
    gave you that enormous hard-on?!) I did it to further Type O 
    Negative's career. I figured I would be exposing myself- no pun 
    intended- to a whole new audience, and sure enough it definitely 
    affected record sales. I had some manual stimulation and a catalogue 
    of erotic thoughts I can easily access that keep me going.
    
    k> your todger looks enormous in playgirl- were the photo's retouched?
    
    p> Rumour has it that my penis is not real in those shots- which is a 
    compliment and an insult at the same time. there were no tricks. I'm 
    6'6'' and I'm proportional. Everything on me happens to be long and 
    thin - My fingers, my ears, my toes and of course what hangs between 
    my legs. it's like a package deal.
    
    k> Right then, get out the tape measure!  
    
    p> Okay.(pause).. It's nine, Ten inches!
    
    k> Are you a whips and chain kind of guy?
    
    p> My only rule is never to say no- unless it includes excruciating 
    pain or long lasting damage.I like latex and fur, things that feel 
    good to me sexually. I was always turned on by rubber- the feel of 
    it, the smell, even the taste.
    
    k> are you a considerate beed partener?
    
    p> I'm a pretty good playmate. I don't mind if I don't come- it's not 
    a big deal to me. I've come about 10,000 times already, so my 
    parteners pleasure comes way before mine.
    
    k> How does that gel with songs like 'jackhammer rape'?
    
    p> It probably doesn't. Of course it's not about raping anyone with a 
    jackhammer, it's just screwing someone so hard. When I wrote that, 
    Iwas realy realy pissed offat somebody, I'm also into shock value.
    
    k> Have you ever paid or been paid for sex?
    
    p> I have never paid for sex and never will. I definitely think there 
    are trade-offs though. If you want to be physical with somebody, you 
    pay them with other things- by caring for them.
        But I've had offers from women to pay me. When I used to work 
    with the New York City Parks Department as a maintenance worker, this 
    woman I had seen there every day for about 2 weeks came up to me and 
    asked how much money I made in a year and I told her $40,000. And she 
    said, "How would you like to make that in one night?" I said, "what 
    do I have to do?" What she wanted was a sperm sample."
    
    k> You took her up on it?
    
    p> Yes I did. But I haven't seen the result.
    
    k> do you know where a womans G-spot is?
    
    p> Well to be honest I don't know. But I think I've found points A to F!
    
    
    Top Dollar
    
    
    
    "Here's a quick impression for ya
    *CAW CAW* BANG, F**K I'M DEAD"